Thursday, September 01, 2005

Understanding Cunt

Reading Cunt provides deep understanding about women, sexuality and my own errr...*blushes* cunt. I just read the part where it touches on how to see your/my own cervix. Yup, do-it-yourself method. Ouch!

You know how at a certain time of the month, you'd 'misbehave' whether it's your temper (so called PMS), food craving (any kind), preference (suddenly you just like something, no reason - ie. feeling like dressing up sexily and go wild dancing), instinct (you JUST know something people don't know you know), sensitivity (breasts)...

It's a WONDER - at different time of the month, the cunt looks, smells, tastes and behaves (more like response) differently. Serious! Take picture (whoa!) or look in hand held mirror. Taste it. Smell it. Touch it. DIY or have your partner do it for you. ;) Biology experiment not in the school textbook! :P

In the context of cunt, it's proved that humans are much more complex than plants with the look, smell, taste and touch. Human cunts can never be the same in those four aspects. Flowers (same species) can smell the same!

Cunt tells me when exactly one is ovulating. Like the exact moment that you can feel 'the egg' - slight twinge of pain in the lower abdomen.

"A woman's body releases an egg once a month. The egg sits around in your uterus, waiting for some sperm to show up. It is not stupid. After 12 to 24 hours, it figures no sperm's gonna take it on a hot date and it makes an exit without further ado." - Inga Muscio

I felt like having tomyum. And so I cooked one, had it in my balcony with an ice coffee. Hot, spicy and sour! Tomyum happens once a month (more likely). Heh :P

Ok, I'm ovulating now. And you (more or less) can understand why I blog this... ehem :P

7 Comments:

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9/01/2005 10:13:00 PM  
Blogger lotsachi said...

huh? what's that?

9/01/2005 10:36:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yelah, what that comment? anyway enjoy your cunt and "cunt"

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9/02/2005 12:09:00 AM  
Blogger lotsachi said...

*blushes* i will, with deep admiration and appreciation and love. AaaaOooohhhhmmmmm... ;) hehe...

9/02/2005 12:13:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

me thinks that was a spam!

9/02/2005 12:19:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"It is not stupid. After 12 to 24 hours, it figures no sperm's gonna take it on a hot date and it makes an exit without further ado." <--- funny!

9/02/2005 12:21:00 AM  
Blogger lotsachi said...

yup yup. see, 'biologically' (inside) no woman is stupid ;)

9/02/2005 12:30:00 AM  

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